Girl, I want to treat you like my favorite Pokemon: put you in a confined space until I need you, and send you to the hospital when necessary

If I was as smart as an Alakazam, I would know not to mess around with you. But I guess I'm just a Slowbro.

My love for you is like the fire on a Charmanders tail: incredibly inconvenient and dangerous

Girls like you are like Unowns: they come in all different shapes, but are otherwise useless

Girl, you're like a Porygon: a lot of work for nothing

The thought of us together may seem Farfetch'd, but you've got nothing to Fearow. Now can I touch your HootHoots?

You mold my heart like a Ditto, except without the creepy face.

Give me a Togekiss, or I'll Machoke you.

If I use my Charm, will you use your Sweet Kiss? What about Body Slam?

Wanna be my HM slave?