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Machoke Beck by JHALLpokemon Machoke Beck by JHALLpokemon
Professor Oak is a communist
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:iconjosh592:
Josh592 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013   Writer
I'm surprised we haven't actually had some nutshit crazy conservative attack pokemon.
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:iconjutlandangel:
JutlandAngel Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
I think we have enough with anti-racists, creationinst and PETA attacking Pokemon.
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:iconjosh592:
Josh592 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013   Writer
True story.
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:iconzukopwn:
zukopwn Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
I resent the implications that the EXP.Share is a form of laziness. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find one let alone the other? But you are a choke, who will never be champ.
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allen-mikk Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
it's very simple Mr 'Choke neck
M.B: That's BECK.
whatever you say Mr. Neck. you see, a Magikarp is a baby pokemon, unable to do anything on its own. Once it reaches adulthood though if it hears that it could have gotten here sooner if not for your speak of socialism it will KILL YOU.
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SpawnFire88 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012
Because Magikarps like any other lazy American teen. But once it turns 20, then they start to take their job seriously X3
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:iconshawnbar:
Shawnbar Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012
Because, that magikarp eventually turns into a lvl 71 Gyarados that you can use to beat most of the Pokemon league's Pokemon in one shot.
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:iconpunchsydeiron:
PunchSydeiron Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Isn't everything that isn't conservative socialism to Glenn Beck?
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:iconfriskit-the-smart:
Friskit-The-Smart Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my god lol
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:iconschwarzerritter:
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
I never used the EXP-Share for a simple reason: It never shuts the fuck up!
After every fight it gives me reports aabout every single shared experimence point.
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KuroKachihito Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011   Digital Artist
lulz
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:icongrantjoey45:
grantjoey45 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOLLAZAR
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:iconblackykyurem:
BlackyKyurem Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
LOLOLOL I Love this!!! XD Truly depicts faux "news"
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:iconeclecticnerd:
EclecticNerd Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Exp. Share is the best thing ever.
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Lightspeed042 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glenn Beck's still an idiot even in Pokemon form…!
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Lightspeed042 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Great, it's not enough that real people don't understand what socialism means, NOW WE HAVE POKEMON TALK SHOWS WHERE EVEN THE POKEMON DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!?!?!? AM I GOING INSANE!?!?!?

I'll bet a hundred dollars to guess who his trainer is, and his name rhymes with "Ten…"
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:iconbluelink97:
bluelink97 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011
I think you're going insane if you hear pokemon talking. Everyone knows pokemon can't speak Inglish. (most of them anyway)
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:iconlightspeed042:
Lightspeed042 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wait, so all this time, Meowth's just been talking IN MY HEAD!? AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! THAT MESSES ME UP!!!!!!!!

:D
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:iconjester-of-the-clown:
Jester-of-the-Clown Featured By Owner May 21, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
This... actually works. Dude.
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:iconpokeartperson:
pokeartperson Featured By Owner May 21, 2011
HA Thats my favorite item!
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:iconriko-hime:
Riko-Hime Featured By Owner May 21, 2011
Gary must be a Wall Street douchebag :lol:
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:icondvn225:
dvn225 Featured By Owner May 21, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
It does become a Gyarados later on so it's totally worth it.

Unlike having to trade to get a Machamp at least.
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:iconequivamp:
Equivamp Featured By Owner May 21, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I never thought of it that way before....
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:iconcyberlatiosdragon77:
CyberLatiosDragon77 Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Student General Artist
And also. If you don't share experience with it, when it envolves to Gyarados, it is going to kick your butt with an Aerial Ace. :lol:
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CyberLatiosDragon77 Featured By Owner May 19, 2011  Student General Artist
Because magikarps are a pain to envolve.

But when they're Gyarados, get the fuck out. :lol:
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:iconroflmao9000:
roflmao9000 Featured By Owner May 18, 2011
Because Gyarados is a fucking powerhouse.
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:iconshinju-with-coke:
Shinju-With-Coke Featured By Owner May 16, 2011
Excellent.
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:iconlilykun01:
LilyKun01 Featured By Owner May 16, 2011
Those goddamn Magikarps. >:I
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:iconbig-the-ed:
Big-The-ED Featured By Owner May 5, 2011
Because, that lazy magikarp will evolve in gyrados, and use Crunch to cover your obvious psychic weakness. Silly Machoke.
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CyberLatiosDragon77 Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Student General Artist
Oh, I forget that.

And Gyarados probably is going to use Aerial Ace and finish him. :iconteheplz:
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:iconstupidfae:
StupidFae Featured By Owner May 20, 2011
:lol:
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:iconkatheebah:
katheebah Featured By Owner May 16, 2011
got 'im.
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I knew it. :iconreaction2plz:
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:iconrayledgend:
RayLedgend Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHA! Brilliant!
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:iconstrawburry:
Strawburry Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2011
Glenn Beck = Tard lol
I cannot help but <3 this.
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:iconmetaknightmare14:
Metaknightmare14 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2011
Magikarps are affected by this economy too Machoke Beck.
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:iconkeaton-furman-prower:
Because Magikarps are denied the right to gain their own experience due to crappy movesets =p

I can already feel that hundreds of Magikarp are gonna try to evolve just to hyperbeam that guy into oblivion XD
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Queen-N Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
lololololol i died
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:iconlyokoii:
lyokoII Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2011
LOL Nice job man Glen beck and his chalk boards
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ShrewdBiscuit Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2011
I will never look at Exp. Share the same again
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DarkZaitzev Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL XD
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Ashfurlover1 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011
The reason why is because he's gonna kick your ass as a garydos if you don"t.
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:iconpocket-fulla-shells:
Pocket-fulla-shells Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Pokemon centers heal your pokemon for free? Must be paid with taxes which = SOCIALISM!!!111ONE
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MothaMastah2 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2011
No. It is paid by the money you loose everytime you faint. :D
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:iconbluelink97:
bluelink97 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2011
Classic Glenn Beck logic there.
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Anayo-s Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011
Instant fave.

Sorry, you wrote this one before I added you to my watch list. I'm delighted to discover it.
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TikiTiel Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol if i vote for this pokemon i get i a crap sandwich if i vote or this pokemon i get a crap sandwich with extra crap on it!
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:iconkokorotoyume:
kokorotoyume Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011  Student Digital Artist
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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:iconbrokenpsychopath:
BrokenPsychopath Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2011
Because someday that Magikarp will evolve into a badass and destroy everything with a pulse and you will love it.
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ObliviousFish Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
I wish dA had a like button for comments as awesome as this.
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