Also, it's funny how the only reason why the Brock Obama joke exists is because he was given the name "Brock" for the Western edition of Pokemon. If he were given the name Peter (which is based on the Latin word petra "rock") the joke would fail.
Fool! If more people purchase lemonade, the price will skyrocket! Supply will attempt to increase, and Kanto's lemon crop will be decimated, either resulting in subpar lemonade (as non-lemon ingredients are used), decreasing the effectiveness and causing a switchover to Soda Pop, or overplanting, thus displacing current plant populations, removing Pokemon's food source, and ultimately hurtling many species to the brink of starvation! (...You've doomed us all...)
Can we really trust him? He abandoned his position as Gym Leader to go hang w/ some kids, and it was because of his absence that his mother allowed the Gym to fall into termoil. On top of this, he constantly gets distracted by attractive women, which would also mean that he would favor healthcare and police jobs over all else! Do we want a leader like this?! No! Vote for a true monarch, me, the Otaking! I'll HAMMER insurance claims! (now I'm just getting my PSAs mixed w/ my local attourney commercials)